| A League About Nothing | The Owls Are Not What They Seem | 73-68 10 GB |
| American Association | Punxsutawney Philistines | 77-64 2 GB |
| Anchorman League | Grand Rapids Founders' Farseers | 76-65 +11 GA |
| B Movie Actor League | Brisco County Dharmanauts | 89-52 +18 GA |
| Batman League | Winged Vengeance | 69-72 14 GB |
| Beatleball | Plastic Ono Memory Elephants | 82-59 +6 GA |
| Big Red Machine League | Sparky Anderson Sparkplugs | 78-63 --- |
| Birdland | Ocean City s0t0htani | 82-59 +6 GA |
| Bleed Dodger Blue | Vinnie Bleeds Dodger Blue Forever | 51-90 39 GB |
| Blue and Gray League | Corwin's Silver and Azure Raiment | 79-62 +9 GA |
| Born to Run League | Escape from New Jersey In a Green Ford Taurus SHO | 80-61 +3 GA |
| British Invasion League | Band of Brothers & Their AC DC Oasis Reunion | 90-51 +10 GA |
| Broadway League | The Lamb Seems Right Out Of Place Under Manmade Neon Lights | 85-56 2 GB |
| Bronx Bombers League | Bronxboro Blockheads | 60-81 19 GB |
| Chevy Chase League | Best. Pratfalls. Ever. | 82-59 4 GB |
| Commissioners League | Gotham Gargoyles | 68-73 9 GB |
| Deuces Wild League | Deuces Looses | 75-66 13 GB |
| Five Boroughs League | Shaolin Killa Bees | 71-70 18 GB |
| Four Star League | General Anesthetic | 69-72 10 GB |
| Game Night League | Qwyjibo Disestablishmentarianists | 75-66 14 GB |
| Golden Throat League | Harwell's Harriers | 79-62 +5 GA |
| Gone But Not Forgotten League | Golden Gate International Expos | 77-64 12 GB |
| Great Lakes League | Grand Haven Love Shacks | 73-68 11 GB |
| Grunge League | Hey Man Nice Shot | 76-65 2 GB |
| Hall of Fame League | San Diego Surfriders | 76-65 +7 GA |
| Home of the Brave | Alphabet Street Paizley Prinxes | 75-66 13 GB |
| K Street League | Cincinnati Red Legs 4 | 78-63 --- |
| Longball League | Twin Peaks Percolators | 80-61 --- |
| Marxball | Freedonia Freedom Fighters | 80-61 +5 GA |
| Minnie & Paul League | American Samoa Tin Can Tauva Silisili | 88-53 +6 GA |
| Motor City League | Trumbull Rumblers | 76-65 14 GB |
| North Siders League | The Blues Brothers Rhythm and Blues Revue | 83-58 +19 GA |
| Original Six League | Yzermen Than Me Have Told Me What To Do | 69-72 13 GB |
| Reality Bites | Silver Screen | 48-93 47 GB |
| Redbirds League | California Quakes | 80-61 11 GB |
| Royal Flush League | Runner Runner Royal Flush | 78-63 +9 GA |
| Scooby Doo League | Harlem Ghostbusters | 64-77 8 GB |
| Shadowball League | Inevitability Engine | 65-76 7 GB |
| Silver Screen League | Reality Bites | 66-75 12 GB |
| South Siders League | Christmas Cannons | 80-61 +2 GA |
| Steel City League | Roberto's Boys | 61-80 22 GB |
| Superman League | Fusilli Jerries | 74-67 +1 GA |
| That's the Fact Jack League | Groundhog Central Weather Prognosticators | 79-62 +4 GA |
| They Might Be Giants | Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head | 78-63 7 GB |
| ThirtyThirtysomething League | Strawberry Fields Steals and Smashes the Ball Forever | 58-83 29 GB |
| Three of a Kind League | Hudson River 3-Eyed Fish | 38-103 47 GB |
| Tobacco Road League | Coach Kafka's Dukedom Obfuscators | 82-59 21 GB |
| Triple Crown League | Miguel Cabrera's Magnificent Tripling Tricksters | 68-73 11 GB |
| Wes Anderson League | Perambulation on the Eve of Saint Norbert's Descent into the Maelstrom | 87-54 +6 GA |
| Whiff League | Spaceman Spiff | 62-79 16 GB |
| White Elephant League | Kerouac Dharma Bums | 67-74 12 GB |
| Will Ferrell League | Yet To Be Named Baseball Player Character | 78-63 1 GB |
| Winners Circle League | Detroit Prohaskas | 70-71 4 GB |
