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Fiorello's Hard Boiled Eggs (46-44, 7 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Otis B. Driftwood |
| Stadium |
The Stateroom |
| Mascot |
There ain't no Sanity Clause! |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
who's on first?
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| Cash Balance* |
589 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 732-522 (.584) | League Champion: 2020, 2018 | | | Owner Record | 732-522 (.584) 9 years | Conference Champion: 2020, 2018, 2017 | | Most Wins | 101 (2021, 2017) | Division Champion: 2022, 2021, 2020, 2018, 2017 | | Most Losses | 84 (2025, 2019) | Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2022) | | | Federation Champion: 2018 | | Benchwarmer Bash - Champion: 2018 |
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| Last Updated 7/17/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 7/16/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| M | Druw Jones | Ari | | OF | 100 | m | | | P3 | Eduardo Rodriguez | Ari | | SP | 1539 | | 2027* | | R1 | Paul Sewald | Ari | | RP | 381 | | | | L7 | Austin Riley | Atl | 3B | 3B | 1841 | | | | T | Robert Suarez | Atl | | RP | 2385 | IL | | | T | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | IL | | | L3 | Gunnar Henderson | Bal | SS | SS | 3943 | | 2026 | | L4 | Willson Contreras | Bos | 1B | 1B | 1610 | | 2027 | | M | Tyler Samaniego | Bos | | RP | 100 | m | | | P4 | Javier Assad | ChC | | SP, RP | 702 | | | | pr | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | L1 | Ian Happ | ChC | OF | OF | 3537 | | | | B5 | Carson Kelly | ChC | | C | 889 | | | | IR | Justin Steele | ChC | | SP | 677 | IL | | | M | Rhett Lowder | Cin | | SP, RP | 133 | | | | B1 | Jose Ramirez | Cle | | 3B | 6390 | IL | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | IL | | | R3 | Jordan Romano | Col | | RP | 376 | | | | B6 | Luisangel Acuna | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS, OF | 189 | | | | L8 | Randal Grichuk | CWS | OF | OF | 614 | | | | T | Anthony Kay | CWS | | SP | 100 | | | | R4 | Sean Newcomb | CWS | | RP | 806 | | | | S3 | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | m | | | M | Drew Anderson | Det | | SP, RP | 100 | | | | T | Javier Baez | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1097 | IL | 2026 | | M | Gregory Santos | FA | | RP | 168 | | | | S2 | Stephen Kolek | KC | | SP | 696 | | | | M | Alex Lange | KC | | RP | 223 | | | | L6 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 1742 | | 2026 | | M | Samuel Aldegheri | LAA | | SP, RP | 100 | m | | | S1 | Ryan Johnson | LAA | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | M | Chase Silseth | LAA | | RP | 122 | | | | R6 | Eric Lauer | LAD | | SP, RP | 852 | | | | L2 | William Contreras | Mil | C | C | 3650 | | | | B4 | Gary Sanchez | Mil | | C | 265 | | | | P5 | Sean Manaea | NYM | | SP, RP | 1191 | | | | R2 | Brent Headrick | NYY | | RP | 166 | | 2027* | | L5 | Brandon Lowe | Pit | 2B | 2B | 1846 | | 2027 | | B2 | Miguel Andujar | SD | | 3B, OF | 762 | | | | T | Joe Musgrove | SD | | SP | 481 | IL | | | L9 | Luke Raley | Sea | DH | 1B, OF | 552 | | | | P2 | Dustin May | StL | | SP | 626 | | | | R5 | Craig Kimbrel | TB | | RP | 382 | | | | T | Casey Legumina | TB | | RP | 247 | | | | P1 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | | 2026 | | pr | JoJo Parker | Tor | | SS | 100 | m | | | M | Clayton Beeter | Was | | RP | 100 | | | | B3 | Nasim Nunez | Was | | SS, 2B | 111 | | | | pr | Eli Willits | Was | | SS | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): |
Prospects (max 5): |
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