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Lampoon's Play Baseball (70-47, +12 GA)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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Fletch |
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| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
2010 CHASE LEAGUE & BENCH FEDERATION CHAMPIONS; '07, '08, '10 Bushwood Champs |
| Cash Balance* |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1458-1297 (.529) | League Champion: 2023, 2020, 2010 | | | Owner Record | 663-441 (.601) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2024, 2023, 2020, 2010, 2008, 2007 | | Most Wins | 104 (2022) | Division Champion: 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2010, 2008, 2007 | | Most Losses | 101 (2014) | Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2021) | Gore Cup Champ: 2018; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2016 | | Association Champion: 2020 | | Federation Champion: 2010 |
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| Last Updated 8/13/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 8/18/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| B6 | Max P. Muncy | Ath | | 2B, 3B, SS | 233 | | | | L1 | Ronald Acuna | Atl | OF | OF | 1677 | | | | T | Robert Suarez | Atl | | RP | 2385 | IL | | | L4 | Pete Alonso | Bal | 1B | 1B | 5598 | | | | T | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | IL | | | M | Tyler Samaniego | Bos | | RP | 100 | m | | | B2 | Masataka Yoshida | Bos | | OF | 601 | IL | | | pr | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | IR | Justin Steele | ChC | | SP | 677 | IL | | | M | Ron Marinaccio | Cin | | RP | 119 | m | | | L5 | Jo Adell | Cle | OF | OF | 1742 | | | | P2 | Foster Griffin | Cle | | SP | 100 | | 2028* | | T | Kyle Manzardo | Cle | | 1B | 1047 | m | | | L3 | Jose Ramirez | Cle | 3B | 3B | 6390 | | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | IL | | | R2 | Jordan Romano | Col | | RP | 376 | | | | B3 | Luisangel Acuna | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS, OF | 189 | | | | B1 | Randal Grichuk | CWS | | OF | 614 | | | | R5 | Jordan Hicks | CWS | | RP | 490 | | | | R4 | Sean Newcomb | CWS | | RP | 806 | | | | S3 | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | m | | | M | Landon Thome | CWS | | SS | 100 | m | | | T | Craig Kimbrel | KC | | RP | 382 | | | | M | Alex Lange | KC | | RP | 223 | | | | L6 | Salvador Perez | KC | C | C, 1B | 3039 | | | | M | Samuel Aldegheri | LAA | | SP, RP | 100 | m | | | P5 | Reid Detmers | LAA | | RP, SP | 885 | | | | S1 | Ryan Johnson | LAA | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | M | Kendry Rojas | Min | | SP, RP | 100 | m | | | R3 | Paul Blackburn | NYY | | RP | 306 | | | | R1 | Brent Headrick | NYY | | RP | 166 | | 2027* | | L9 | Jared Triolo | Pit | 2B | 1B, 3B, SS, 2B | 708 | | | | L2 | Masyn Winn | StL | SS | SS | 1735 | | | | B5 | Nick Fortes | TB | | C | 393 | | | | T | Casey Legumina | TB | | RP | 247 | | | | P4 | Shane McClanahan | TB | | SP | 322 | | 2027* | | B4 | Taylor Walls | TB | | SS | 552 | | | | P3 | Cody Bradford | Tex | | SP | 251 | | | | T | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | IL | | | R6 | Chase Silseth | Tex | | RP | 122 | | | | S2 | Spencer Miles | Tor | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | P1 | Jose Soriano | Tor | | SP | 1843 | | 2026 | | L8 | Abimelec Ortiz | Was | DH | 1B, OF | 100 | | | | M | Jose Tena | Was | | 3B, 2B, OF | 204 | | | | L7 | James Wood | Was | OF | OF | 2803 | IL | 2027 |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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