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Best. Pratfalls. Ever. (0-6, 6 GB)

Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager Cornelius Crane Chase
Stadium Village of the Damned
Mascot Goldie Hawn
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché I'm Cornelius Crane Chase&you're not.
Cash Balance* 829
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Team History

Franchise Record1320-1434 (.479)Division Champion: 2022, 2017 
Owner Record537-567 (.486) 8 yearsLargest Victory Margin: 22 games (2022)
Most Wins92 (2022) 
Most Losses113 (2018) Gore Cup Champ: 2025; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2014
Team Roster - Week 3
Last Updated 4/6/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 4/4/2026

Current Roster/Lineup

SlotNameML TeamPosAuth PosSalaryStatusContract
TAdrian Del CastilloAri C145  
L7Lourdes GurrielAriOFOF1771IL 
MDrey JamesonAri RP115m 
R6Jonathan LoaisigaAri RP114  
R1Raisel IglesiasAtl RP2410  
MOwen MurphyAtl SP100m 
B3Jeremiah JacksonBal OF, 3B, 2B212  
THeston KjerstadBal OF180IL 
L9Marcelo MayerBos2B3B, 2B149  
InjCade HortonChC SP940IL 
prSteele HallCin SS100m 
L4Nathaniel LoweCin1B1B2515  
P5Chase DollanderCol SP332  
prBilly CarlsonCWS SS100m 
MBraden MontgomeryCWS OF100m 
R4Grant TaylorCWS RP, SP269  
MJackson JobeDet SP200IL 
P3Casey MizeDet SP1749 2026
P1Justin VerlanderDet SP2128IL 
MJordan YostDet SS100m 
TMichael KopechFA RP544  
MMatt ManningJap/Kor SP, x152  
S3Grayson RodriguezLAA SP373IL 
R3Jordan RomanoLAA RP376  
S1River RyanLAD SP133m 
R5Anthony BenderMia RP486  
P4Max MeyerMia SP382  
TKyle StowersMia OF1142IL 
L5Jackson ChourioMilDHOF2079IL 
L8William ContrerasMilCC3650  
MJeferson QueroMil C100m 
B6Gary SanchezMil C265  
B5Austin MartinMin OF, 2B245m 
S2Zebby MatthewsMin SP363m 
L1Francisco LindorNYMSSSS5855  
L2Juan SotoNYMOFOF7668  
L6Giancarlo StantonNYYOFOF856  
P2Randy VasquezSD SP1355  
B1Luis ArraezSF 1B, 2B3092  
B2Thomas SaggeseStL 2B, SS, 3B322  
L3Junior CamineroTB3B3B3564 2027
MVictor Mesa Jr.TB OF100m 
MCarter BaumlerTex RP100  
R2Robert GarciaTex RP900  
MEmiliano TeodoTex RP100m 
B4Nasim NunezWas SS, 2B111  
 
 
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Roster Limits

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) Hitters over 250 (21)
Minimum Pitchers (14) Pitchers over 250 (20)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role Players over 250 (35)
    Players in minor league (10)

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

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