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Too Much Monkey Business (53-85, 30 GB)
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Owner
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Robert Hamilton / Email Team
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| Manager |
Chimp Panzy |
| Stadium |
The Zoo |
| Mascot |
Zookeeper |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
Banana for everyone |
| Cash Balance* |
1306 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 429-525 (.450) | Highest Finish: 2nd (2025, 2023, 2019) | | | Owner Record | First Season | Closest Finish 6 GB (2023) | | Most Wins | 83 (2023) | | | Most Losses | 95 (2021) | | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2024 |
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| Last Updated 9/9/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 9/6/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| L6 | Michael Busch | ChC | 1B | 1B | 2127 | | 2026 | | T | Nick Kurtz | Ath | | 1B | 1719 | IL | 2027 | | T | Kyle Manzardo | Cle | | 1B | 1047 | m | | | B2 | Andrew Vaughn | Mil | | 1B, 3B | 1564 | | | | L5 | Tyler Soderstrom | Ath | OF | 1B, OF | 2380 | IL | 2027 | | M | Christian Moore | LAA | | 2B, OF | 191 | | | | T | Brendan Donovan | Sea | | 2B, OF, 3B | 1751 | IL | | | L7 | Bryson Stott | Phi | 2B | 2B, SS, 3B | 1727 | | | | B5 | Brett Baty | NYM | | 2B, 3B, OF, 1B | 885 | | | | B4 | Ernie Clement | Tor | | 2B, 3B, SS, 1B | 1540 | | | | L8 | Jeff McNeil | Ath | OF | 2B, OF, 1B | 1278 | | | | L1 | Otto Lopez | Mia | SS | 2B, SS | 1488 | | 2027* | | L2 | Alex Bregman | ChC | 3B | 3B | 2250 | | 2027* | | B6 | Will D. Smith | LAD | | C | 1567 | | 2026 | | L3 | Dillon Dingler | Det | C | C | 992 | | 2027* | | L4 | Liam Hicks | TB | DH | C, 1B | 571 | | 2027* | | T | Kerry Carpenter | Det | | OF | 1284 | IL | 2027* | | B3 | Michael Conforto | ChC | | OF | 1099 | | | | pr | Derek Curiel | Pit | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Druw Jones | Ari | | OF | 100 | m | | | B1 | Luis Lara | Mil | | OF | 100 | | | | L9 | Braden Montgomery | CWS | OF | OF | 100 | | | | pr | Zion Rose | KC | | OF | 100 | m | | | R1 | Jeff Hoffman | Min | | RP | 1614 | | | | R6 | Bryan King | Hou | | RP | 1053 | | | | R3 | Calvin Faucher | Mia | | RP | 945 | | | | T | Robert Garcia | Tex | | RP | 900 | IL | | | R5 | Cole Winn | Tex | | RP | 620 | IL | | | R2 | Sam Bachman | LAA | | RP | 100 | IL | | | T | Griffin Jax | TB | | RP, SP | 1274 | | | | R4 | Lake Bachar | Pit | | RP, SP | 465 | | | | P5 | Tanner Bibee | Cle | | SP | 2778 | | | | S1 | Merrill Kelly | Ari | | SP | 2723 | | | | S3 | MacKenzie Gore | Tex | | SP | 2442 | | | | P4 | Clay Holmes | ChC | | SP | 2274 | | | | P3 | Will Warren | NYY | | SP | 1623 | | | | P1 | Michael King | SD | | SP | 1590 | | 2027* | | S2 | Landen Roupp | SF | | SP | 714 | | 2026 | | P2 | Peter Lambert | Hou | | SP | 158 | | 2027* | | M | Riley Quick | Min | | SP | 100 | m | | | M | Carson Whisenhunt | SF | | SP | 100 | IL | | | M | Aiva Arquette | Mia | | SS | 100 | m | | | pr | Marek Houston | Min | | SS | 100 | m | | | M | Cooper Pratt | Mil | | SS | 100 | | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): |
Prospects (max 5): |
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