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    			| Blame Canada League --- Fairplays Hubba-baloo (72-78, 15 GB)
                  
                    | Owner | Jason Kiernan /  Email Team |  
                    | Manager | Kyle's Mom |  
                    | Stadium | South Park Basin |  
                    | Mascot | Kenny |  
                    | Team Motto / Rallying Cry 
                    / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché | Kyle's mom's a ... |  
                    | Cash Balance* | 2922 |  
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                    | Instant Messaging: | None listed |    | 
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    			| | Team History |  | Franchise Record | 1027-978 (.512) | League Champion: 2021, 2020 |  |  | Owner Record | 531-424 (.556) 7 years | Conference Champion: 2024, 2021, 2020 |  | Most Wins | 96 (2021) | Division Champion: 2024, 2021, 2020 |  | Most Losses | 90 (2013) | Largest Victory Margin: 17 games (2021) | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2014 |  | Association Champion: 2020 | 
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                    | This roster is currently legal 
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                        | Last Updated 10/26/2025 | Player information semi-accurate as of 9/16/2025 |  
    			*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full.  Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate.  If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
    			| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |  | L1 | Luis Robert | CWS | OF | OF | 1407 | IL |  |  | L2 | Jose Altuve | Hou | DH | 2B, OF | 3474 |  | 2025 |  | L3 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | 1B | 1B | 1428 |  | 2027* |  | L4 | Kyle Stowers | Mia | OF | OF | 213 | IL | 2026* |  | L5 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 859 |  | 2026* |  | L6 | Matt Chapman | SF | 3B | 3B | 3583 |  |  |  | L7 | Brandon Lowe | TB | 2B | 2B, 1B | 1281 |  | 2026* |  | L8 | Carson Kelly | ChC | C | C | 534 |  |  |  | L9 | Xander Bogaerts | SD | SS | 2B, SS | 1921 | IL |  |  | B1 | Ian Happ | ChC |  | OF | 3611 |  |  |  | B2 | Christopher Morel | TB |  | 2B, 3B, OF | 1388 |  | 2025 |  | B3 | Javier Baez | Det |  | SS, 3B, OF, 2B | 813 |  | 2026* |  | B4 | Miguel Andujar | Cin |  | OF, 3B | 488 |  |  |  | B5 | Austin Martin | Min |  | OF, 2B | 283 |  |  |  | B6 | Randal Grichuk | KC |  | OF | 905 |  |  |  | P1 | Carlos Rodon | NYY |  | SP | 2516 |  |  |  | P2 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex |  | SP | 2580 | IL |  |  | P3 | Stephen Kolek | KC |  | RP, SP | 188 |  |  |  | P4 | Tyler Glasnow | LAD |  | SP | 1316 |  | 2025 |  | P5 | Patrick Corbin | Tex |  | SP | 1780 |  |  |  | S1 | Mitch Keller | Pit |  | SP | 2620 |  |  |  | S2 | Casey Mize | Det |  | SP | 528 |  | 2026* |  | S3 | Kyle Hendricks | LAA |  | SP | 774 |  |  |  | R1 | Robert Suarez | SD |  | RP | 1607 |  | 2025 |  | R2 | Sean Newcomb | Ath |  | RP, SP | 104 |  |  |  | R3 | Reid Detmers | LAA |  | SP, RP | 939 | IL |  |  | R4 | Joey Lucchesi | SF |  | SP, RP | 146 |  |  |  | R5 | Drew Pomeranz | ChC |  | RP | 125 |  |  |  | R6 | Justin Topa | Min |  | RP | 451 | IL |  |  | T | Tommy Edman | LAD |  | OF, SS, 2B, 3B | 796 |  |  |  | T | Ryan Helsley | NYM |  | RP | 3606 |  | 2025 |  | T | Joe Jimenez | Atl |  | RP | 1372 | IL |  |  | T | Mitch Spence | Ath |  | SP, RP | 697 |  |  |  | T | Randy Vasquez | SD |  | SP | 418 |  |  |  | T | Emerson Hancock | Sea |  | SP, RP | 262 |  |  |  | M | Evan Carter | Tex |  | OF | 172 | IL |  |  | M | Joseph Parker | Tor |  | SS | 100 | m |  |  | M | Brady House | Was |  | 3B, SS | 100 |  |  |  | M | Warming Bernabel | Col |  | SS, 1B | 100 | IL |  |  | M | Jordan Lawlar | Ari |  | SS, 3B | 100 |  |  |  | M | Ethan Conrad | ChC |  | OF | 100 | m |  |  | M | Luisangel Acuna | NYM |  | SS, 2B | 100 |  |  |  | M | Sawyer Gipson-Long | Det |  | SP, RP | 114 | IL |  |  | M | Shane Smith | CWS |  | RP, SP | 100 |  |  |  | pr | Marcelo Mayer | Bos |  | SS, 3B | 100 | IL |  |  | pr | Victor Mesa Jr. | Mia |  | OF | 100 | m |  |  | pr | Max Clark | Det |  | OF | 100 | m |  |  | pr | Eli Willits | Was |  | SS | 100 | m |  |  | pr | Cameron Caminiti | Atl |  | SP | 100 | m |  |  | IR | Kris Bryant | Col |  | OF, 1B | 353 | IL |  |  |  |  |  
    		| Roster Limts
              
                | Roster Minimums | Roster Maximums |  
                | Category | Current Value | Category | Current Value |  
                | Minimum Hitters (15) | 23 | Hitters over 250 (21) | 15 |  
                | Minimum Pitchers (14) | 21 | Pitchers over 250 (20) | 15 |  
                | Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role | 0 | Players over 250 (35) | 30 |  
                |  |  | Players in minor league (10) | 9 |  
                | Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 
				45 | 44 |  
                | These players don't count against your 40-man limit |  
                | Players on IR (max 1): 1 | Prospects (max 5): 5 |  |  
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