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Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager Bartholomew J. Simpson
Stadium The Android's Dungeon
Mascot Kang and Kodos
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Cash Balance* 18159
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Team History

Franchise Record330-420 (.440)Highest Finish: 3rd (2025, 2024, 2022, 2021) 
Owner Record330-420 (.440) 5 yearsClosest Finish 15 GB (2021)
Most Wins76 (2025) 
Most Losses97 (2023) Bottom Feeder Champ: 2025, 2022

Team Roster - Post Season

 
Last Updated 2/1/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 2/12/2016

45-man Roster

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Lourdes GurrielAriOF 17711968--- 
Jordan LawlarAri3B2B100100--- 
Luis SeverinoAthSP 20372031--- 
Tyler SoderstromAth1B, OF 2380246--- 
Ozzie AlbiesAtl2B 25972080--- 
Wehiwa AloyBalSS 100100--- 
Heston KjerstadBalOF 180122--- 
Aroldis ChapmanBosRP 52861245---2026
Dansby SwansonChCSS 29682580--- 
Andrew AbbottCinSP 31221641---2026
Christian Encarnacion-StrandCin1B3B184202--- 
Hunter GreeneCinSP 19662739--- 
Nick LodoloCinSP 2292663---2026
Colson MontgomeryCWSSS3B437100--- 
Kyle FinneganDetRP 10171696--- 
Jackson JobeDetSP 200100--- 
Casey MizeDetSP 1749528---2027
Michael KopechFARP 5441431--- 
Hyeseong KimLAD2BSS, OF189100--- 
Byron BuxtonMinOF 23001124---2027
Austin MartinMinOF2B245283--- 
Camilo DovalNYYRP 12821473---2026
Adolis GarciaPhiOF 22463479--- 
Aaron NolaPhiSP 16103768--- 
Jared JonesPitSP 303709--- 
Mitch KellerPitSP 25802620--- 
Adrian MorejonSDRP 1666949--- 
Colt EmersonSeaSS 100100--- 
Patrick BaileySFC 1040887--- 
Carson WhisenhuntSFSP 100100--- 
Junior CamineroTB3B 3564195---2027
Victor Mesa Jr.TBOF 100100--- 
Jacob deGromTexSP 2860398---2027
Kumar RockerTexSP 261100--- 
Arjun NimmalaTorSS 100100--- 
Harry FordWasC 100100--- 

Prospects Roster

These players don't count against your 28-player carryover limit

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
  
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Roster Limits and Salaries

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 19 Hitters over 250 (21) 9
Minimum Pitchers (14) 17 Pitchers over 250 (20) 15
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 24
    Players in minor league (10) 0

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

 36
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0 Prospects (max 5): 0
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