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Owner	John Hula / Email Team
Manager	Corporal Punishment
Stadium	The Theatre of War
Mascot	An Abject Figure
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché	This means war!
Cash Balance*	4174
*In Thousands	Click on owner's name to send an email

Instant Messaging/Twitter:	None listed



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Roster Limits and Salary Totals	Printer friendly roster

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Team History
Franchise Record	1115-1189 (.484)	League Champion: 2021
Owner Record	589-665 (.470) 9 years	Conference Champion: 2021
Most Wins	86 (2014)	Division Champion: 2021, 2014, 2011
Most Losses	87 (2024, 2017)	Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2011)	Gore Cup Champ: 2022, 2013

Team Roster - Post Season

Last Updated 2/1/2026

Player information semi-accurate as of 2/12/2016

Name	ML Team	Prim Pos	Sec Pos	2026 Salary	2025 Salary	Cutting	Contract
Nolan Arenado	Ari	3B		1776	3157	---
Patrick Bailey	SF	C		1040	887	---
Dylan Cease	Tor	SP		3247	4343	---
Max Clark	Det	OF		100	100	---
Willson Contreras	Bos	1B		1610	1039	---
Gavin Cross	KC	OF		100	100	---
Gavin Fien	Was	3B		100	100	---
Sal Frelick	Mil	OF		1618	947	---
Sonny Gray	Bos	SP		3111	3245	---
Riley Greene	Det	OF		3652	1743	---	2026
Lourdes Gurriel	Ari	OF		1771	1968	---
Emerson Hancock	Sea	SP		437	262	---
Robert Hassell	Was	OF		217	100	---
Brady House	Was	3B		301	100	---
Danny Jansen	Tex	C		634	551	---
Carter Jensen	KC	C		100	100	---
Eloy Jimenez	Tor	OF, 1B		350	851	---
Jackson Jobe	Det	SP		200	100	---
Mitch Keller	Pit	SP		2580	2620	---
Gavin Kilen	SF	SS		100	100	---
Michael Kopech	FA	RP		544	1431	---
Nick Kurtz	Ath	1B		1719	100	---
Asa Lacy	KC	RP		100	100	---
Royce Lewis	Min	3B		843	640	---
Austin Martin	Min	OF	2B	245	283	---
Andrew McCutchen	FA	DH		1378	1379	---
Victor Mesa Jr.	TB	OF		100	100	---
Max Meyer	Mia	SP		382	226	---
Casey Mize	Det	SP		1749	528	---	2026
Edgar Quero	CWS	C		587	100	---
Eduardo Rodriguez	Ari	SP		1539	927	---
Dansby Swanson	ChC	SS		2968	2580	---
Spencer Torkelson	Det	1B		2561	1428	---
Gleyber Torres	Det	2B		2808	2809	---
Zac Veen	Col	OF		100	100	---
Zack Wheeler	Phi	SP		3452	5616	---

Name	ML Team	Prim Pos	Sec Pos	2026 Salary	2025 Salary	Cutting	Contract

Roster Minimums		Roster Maximums
Category	Current Value	Category	Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15)	25	Hitters over 250 (21)	16
Minimum Pitchers (14)	11	Pitchers over 250 (20)	9
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role	0	Players over 250 (35)	25
		Players in minor league (10)	4
Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45		36
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0		Prospects (max 5): 0