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Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager Cornelius Crane Chase
Stadium Village of the Damned
Mascot Goldie Hawn
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché I'm Cornelius Crane Chase&you're not.
Cash Balance* 58
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Team History

Franchise Record1320-1434 (.479)Division Champion: 2022, 2017 
Owner Record537-567 (.486) 8 yearsLargest Victory Margin: 22 games (2022)
Most Wins92 (2022) 
Most Losses113 (2018) Gore Cup Champ: 2025; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2014

Team Roster - Post Season

 
Last Updated 3/15/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 3/14/2026

45-man Roster

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Juan SotoNYMOF 76687366--- 
Francisco LindorNYMSS 58555884--- 
William ContrerasMilC 36504551--- 
Junior CamineroTB3B 3564195---2027
Luis ArraezSF1B2B30923261--- 
Nathaniel LoweCin1B 25152399--- 
Raisel IglesiasAtlRP 24103033--- 
Justin VerlanderDetSP 21281640--- 
Jackson ChourioMilOF 20791506--- 
Lourdes GurrielAriOF 17711968--- 
Casey MizeDetSP 1749528---2026
Pablo LopezMinSP 16893226--- 
Kyle StowersMiaOF 1142213--- 
Cade HortonChCSP 940100--- 
Robert GarciaTexRP 900595--- 
Giancarlo StantonNYYOF 8561301--- 
Taylor WallsTBSS 552435--- 
Michael KopechFARP 5441431--- 
Anthony BenderMiaRP 486269--- 
Max MeyerMiaSP 382226--- 
Jordan RomanoLAARP 376761--- 
Grayson RodriguezLAASP 373918--- 
Zebby MatthewsMinSP 363107--- 
Chase DollanderColSP 332100--- 
Curtis MeadCWS1B, 3B2B281131--- 
Grant TaylorCWSRP 269100--- 
Austin MartinMinOF2B245283--- 
Jeremiah JacksonBalOF3B212100--- 
Jackson JobeDetSP 200100--- 
Heston KjerstadBalOF 180122--- 
Matt ManningJapSPx152256--- 
Marcelo MayerBos3B2B149100--- 
River RyanLADSP 133200--- 
Drey JamesonAriRP 115144--- 
Nasim NunezWasSS2B111100--- 
Vaughn GrissomLAA2B, 3B, SS 108123--- 
Billy CarlsonCWSSS 100100--- 
Jhostynxon GarciaPitOF 100100--- 
Steele HallCinSS 100100--- 
Victor Mesa Jr.TBOF 100100--- 
Braden MontgomeryCWSOF 100100--- 
Owen MurphyAtlSP 100100--- 
Jeferson QueroMilC 100100--- 
Emiliano TeodoTexRP 100100--- 
Jordan YostDetSS 100100--- 

Prospects Roster

These players don't count against your 28-player carryover limit

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
  
 
 

Roster Limits and Salaries

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 25 Hitters over 250 (21) 12
Minimum Pitchers (14) 20 Pitchers over 250 (20) 14
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 26
    Players in minor league (10) 5

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

 45
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0 Prospects (max 5): 0
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