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Owner	John Hula / Email Team
Manager	Cornelius Crane Chase
Stadium	Village of the Damned
Mascot	Goldie Hawn
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché	I'm Cornelius Crane Chase and you're not.
Cash Balance*	3213
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Instant Messaging/Twitter:	None listed



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Team History
Franchise Record	1233-1371 (.474)	Division Champion: 2022, 2017
Owner Record	450-504 (.472) 7 years	Largest Victory Margin: 22 games (2022)
Most Wins	92 (2022)
Most Losses	113 (2018)		Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2014

Team Roster - Post Season

Last Updated 6/27/2025

Player information semi-accurate as of 6/27/2025

Name	ML Team	Prim Pos	Sec Pos	2025 Salary	2024 Salary	Cutting	Contract
Nathaniel Lowe	Was	1B		2399	3799	---
Michael Toglia	Col	1B	OF	899	162	---
Luis Arraez	SD	1B, 2B		3261	3137	---
Nolan Gorman	StL	2B	3B	995	1144	---
Curtis Mead	TB	2B	3B, 1B	131	102	---
Junior Caminero	TB	3B		195	100	---
Connor Norby	Mia	3B	2B	230	100	---
William Contreras	Mil	C		4551	2828	---
Eric Haase	Mil	C		245	536	---
Juan Soto	NYM	OF		7366	5466	---
Lourdes Gurriel	Ari	OF		1968	1950	---	2025
Riley Greene	Det	OF		1743	940	---	2025
Jackson Chourio	Mil	OF		1506	100	---
Kyle Stowers	Mia	OF		213	104	---
Austin Martin	Min	OF	2B	283	100	---
Raisel Iglesias	Atl	RP		3033	1609	---	2025
Michael Kopech	LAD	RP		1431	1446	---
Jordan Romano	Phi	RP		761	2084	---
Robert Garcia	Tex	RP		595	210	---
Anthony Bender	Mia	RP		269	208	---
Steven Wilson	CWS	RP		233	384	---
Braydon Fisher	Tor	RP		100	0	---
Ryan Zeferjahn	LAA	RP		100	100	---
Jackson Jobe	Det	RP	SP	100	100	---
Pablo Lopez	Min	SP		3226	3555	---
Carlos Rodon	NYY	SP		2516	1532	---
Justin Verlander	SF	SP		1640	3943	---
Grayson Rodriguez	Bal	SP		918	647	---	2025
Clayton Kershaw	LAD	SP		710	1899	---
Casey Mize	Det	SP		528	281	---
Emerson Hancock	Sea	SP		262	100	---
Matt Manning	Det	SP		256	567	---
Max Meyer	Mia	SP		226	100	---
Chase Dollander	Col	SP		100	100	---
Cade Horton	ChC	SP		100	100	---
Jack Leiter	Tex	SP		100	100	---
Emiliano Teodo	Tex	SP		100	0	---
Ian Anderson	Atl	SP	RP	187	361	---
Francisco Lindor	NYM	SS		5884	5014	---
Trey Sweeney	Det	SS		131	100	---
Marcelo Mayer	Bos	SS	3B	100	100	---

Name	ML Team	Prim Pos	2025 Salary	2024 Salary	Cutting
Prospect - Jeferson Quero	Mil	C	100	100	---
Prospect - Victor Mesa Jr.	Mia	OF	100	100	---
Prospect - Braden Montgomery	CWS	OF	100	100	---

Roster Minimums		Roster Maximums
Category	Current Value	Category	Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15)	18	Hitters over 250 (21)	11
Minimum Pitchers (14)	22	Pitchers over 250 (20)	12
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role	0	Players over 250 (35)	23
		Players in minor league (10)	8
Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45		40
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 1		Prospects (max 5): 3