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Owner	John Hula / Email Team
Manager	Cornelius Crane Chase
Stadium	Village of the Damned
Mascot	Goldie Hawn
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché	I'm Cornelius Crane Chase&you're not.
Cash Balance*	58
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Team History
Franchise Record	1320-1434 (.479)	Division Champion: 2022, 2017
Owner Record	537-567 (.486) 8 years	Largest Victory Margin: 22 games (2022)
Most Wins	92 (2022)
Most Losses	113 (2018)		Gore Cup Champ: 2025; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2014

Team Roster - Post Season

Last Updated 3/15/2026

Player information semi-accurate as of 3/14/2026

Name	ML Team	Prim Pos	Sec Pos	2026 Salary	2025 Salary	Cutting	Contract
Luis Arraez	SF	1B	2B	3092	3261	---
Anthony Bender	Mia	RP		486	269	---
Junior Caminero	TB	3B		3564	195	---	2027
Billy Carlson	CWS	SS		100	100	---
Jackson Chourio	Mil	OF		2079	1506	---
William Contreras	Mil	C		3650	4551	---
Chase Dollander	Col	SP		332	100	---
Jhostynxon Garcia	Pit	OF		100	100	---
Robert Garcia	Tex	RP		900	595	---
Vaughn Grissom	LAA	2B, 3B, SS		108	123	---
Lourdes Gurriel	Ari	OF		1771	1968	---
Steele Hall	Cin	SS		100	100	---
Cade Horton	ChC	SP		940	100	---
Raisel Iglesias	Atl	RP		2410	3033	---
Jeremiah Jackson	Bal	OF	3B	212	100	---
Drey Jameson	Ari	RP		115	144	---
Jackson Jobe	Det	SP		200	100	---
Heston Kjerstad	Bal	OF		180	122	---
Michael Kopech	FA	RP		544	1431	---
Francisco Lindor	NYM	SS		5855	5884	---
Pablo Lopez	Min	SP		1689	3226	---
Nathaniel Lowe	Cin	1B		2515	2399	---
Matt Manning	Jap	SP	x	152	256	---
Austin Martin	Min	OF	2B	245	283	---
Zebby Matthews	Min	SP		363	107	---
Marcelo Mayer	Bos	3B	2B	149	100	---
Curtis Mead	CWS	1B, 3B	2B	281	131	---
Victor Mesa Jr.	TB	OF		100	100	---
Max Meyer	Mia	SP		382	226	---
Casey Mize	Det	SP		1749	528	---	2026
Braden Montgomery	CWS	OF		100	100	---
Owen Murphy	Atl	SP		100	100	---
Nasim Nunez	Was	SS	2B	111	100	---
Jeferson Quero	Mil	C		100	100	---
Grayson Rodriguez	LAA	SP		373	918	---
Jordan Romano	LAA	RP		376	761	---
River Ryan	LAD	SP		133	200	---
Juan Soto	NYM	OF		7668	7366	---
Giancarlo Stanton	NYY	OF		856	1301	---
Kyle Stowers	Mia	OF		1142	213	---
Grant Taylor	CWS	RP		269	100	---
Emiliano Teodo	Tex	RP		100	100	---
Justin Verlander	Det	SP		2128	1640	---
Taylor Walls	TB	SS		552	435	---
Jordan Yost	Det	SS		100	100	---

Name	ML Team	Prim Pos	Sec Pos	2026 Salary	2025 Salary	Cutting	Contract

Roster Minimums		Roster Maximums
Category	Current Value	Category	Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15)	25	Hitters over 250 (21)	12
Minimum Pitchers (14)	20	Pitchers over 250 (20)	14
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role	0	Players over 250 (35)	26
		Players in minor league (10)	5
Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45		45
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0		Prospects (max 5): 0