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    			Oh No Not Ohtani Too (93-57, +21 GA)
                
    			
                  
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                    Owner
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                    Michael Lehman /  Email Team 
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                    | Manager | 
                    Juan Marichal | 
                   
                  
                    | Stadium | 
                    School Yard | 
                   
                  
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                    | Cash Balance* | 
                    
                    2690 | 
                   
                  
                    | *In Thousands | 
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                     Instant Messaging/Twitter:  | 
                    
                    None listed
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				Team History |  | Franchise Record | 1076-1228 (.467) | Conference Champion: 2024 |   |  | Owner Record | 162-138 (.540) 2 years | Division Champion: 2024, 2015 |  | Most Wins | 89 (2015) | Largest Victory Margin: 2 games (2015) |  | Most Losses | 99 (2013) |   | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2016 |   
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                        | Last Updated 10/26/2025 | 
                        
                        	Player information semi-accurate as of 9/16/2025 | 
                       
                      
                     
Current Roster/Lineup
    			
				| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract | 
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 | L6 | Vinnie Pasquantino | KC | 1B | 1B | 1465 |   | 2025 |  | L4 | Michael Busch | ChC | DH | 1B | 1227 |   | 2026 |  | L7 | Tyler Soderstrom | Ath | OF | 1B, OF | 246 |   | 2026* |  | B4 | Gleyber Torres | Det |   | 2B | 2809 |   |   |  | L2 | Luke Keaschall | Min | 2B | 2B | 100 |   |   |  | T | Matt McLain | Cin |   | 2B, SS | 360 |   |   |  | L5 | Eugenio Suarez | Sea | 3B | 3B | 3602 |   |   |  | pr | Myles Naylor | Ath |   | 3B, SS | 100 | m |   |  | L9 | Will D. Smith | LAD | C | C | 1851 | IL | 2026 |  | T | Austin Wells | NYY |   | C | 674 |   |   |  | pr | Harry Ford | Sea |   | C | 100 |   |   |  | B6 | Liam Hicks | Mia |   | C, 1B | 100 |   |   |  | B5 | Jurickson Profar | Atl |   | OF | 3349 |   | 2025 |  | L1 | Jackson Merrill | SD | OF | OF | 2009 |   | 2025 |  | T | Jesus Sanchez | Hou |   | OF | 1363 |   |   |  | B1 | Austin Hays | Cin |   | OF | 870 |   |   |  | B2 | Jordan Beck | Col |   | OF | 177 |   | 2026* |  | pr | James Tibbs | LAD |   | OF | 100 | m |   |  | L8 | Alec Burleson | StL | OF | OF, 1B | 1560 |   | 2025 |  | T | Tommy Edman | LAD |   | OF, SS, 2B, 3B | 796 |   |   |  | R6 | Taylor Rogers | ChC |   | RP | 1653 |   |   |  | R1 | David Bednar | NYY |   | RP | 1525 |   |   |  | R4 | Tyler Rogers | NYM |   | RP | 1234 |   |   |  | R3 | Robert Garcia | Tex |   | RP | 595 |   |   |  | R2 | Randy Rodriguez | SF |   | RP | 252 | IL |   |  | S3 | Louis Varland | Tor |   | RP | 245 |   |   |  | R5 | Brendon Little | Tor |   | RP | 191 |   |   |  | S1 | Luis Castillo | Sea |   | SP | 3415 |   |   |  | P2 | Paul Skenes | Pit |   | SP | 1872 |   | 2026 |  | T | Clarke Schmidt | NYY |   | SP | 1190 | IL |   |  | P3 | Spencer Strider | Atl |   | SP | 1139 |   | 2026 |  | S2 | Eduardo Rodriguez | Ari |   | SP | 927 |   |   |  | P1 | Brandon Woodruff | Mil |   | SP | 771 |   | 2026* |  | P4 | Robbie Ray | SF |   | SP | 590 |   | 2026* |  | P5 | Matthew Boyd | ChC |   | SP | 307 |   | 2026* |  | M | Andrew Painter | Phi |   | SP | 100 | m |   |  | M | Kumar Rocker | Tex |   | SP | 100 | m |   |  | M | Ryan Gusto | Mia |   | SP, RP | 100 | IL |   |  | L3 | Gunnar Henderson | Bal | SS | SS | 5414 |   | 2025 |  | B3 | Willy Adames | SF |   | SS | 4401 |   |   |  | pr | Gavin Kilen | SF |   | SS | 100 | m |   |  | pr | Aidan Miller | Phi |   | SS, 3B | 100 | m |   |  
    			 
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full.  Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate.  If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.                  
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    		Roster Limits
    		
              
                | Roster Minimums | 
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                | Category | 
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                | Minimum Hitters (15) | 
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                Hitters over 250 (21) | 
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                | Minimum Pitchers (14) | 
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                Pitchers over 250 (20) | 
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                | Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role | 
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                Players over 250 (35) | 
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                Players in minor league (10) | 
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                 Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 
				45  | 
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                | These players don't count against your 40-man limit | 
               
              
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                Prospects (max 5):  | 
               
             
   		
    		
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