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General Anesthetic (69-72, 10 GB)
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Owner
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John Hula / Email Team
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| Manager |
Corporal Punishment |
| Stadium |
The Theatre of War |
| Mascot |
An Abject Figure |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
This means war! |
| Cash Balance* |
1071 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1042-1112 (.484) | League Champion: 2021 | | | Owner Record | 516-588 (.467) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2021 | | Most Wins | 86 (2014) | Division Champion: 2021, 2014, 2011 | | Most Losses | 87 (2024, 2017) | Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2011) | Gore Cup Champ: 2022, 2013 |
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| Last Updated 9/10/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 9/16/2025 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| L7 | Lourdes Gurriel | Ari | OF | OF | 1968 | IL | 2025 | | S1 | Eduardo Rodriguez | Ari | | SP | 927 | | | | M | Nick Kurtz | Ath | | 1B | 100 | | | | M | Ian Anderson | Atl | | SP, RP | 187 | m | | | R1 | Aroldis Chapman | Bos | | RP | 1245 | | | | B3 | Romy Gonzalez | Bos | | 1B, 2B, SS, 3B, OF | 237 | | | | R3 | Garrett Whitlock | Bos | | SP, RP | 316 | | | | M | Kevin Alcantara | ChC | | OF | 100 | | | | L2 | Dansby Swanson | ChC | SS | SS | 2580 | | | | R2 | Seth Halvorsen | Col | | RP | 100 | IL | | | L1 | Mickey Moniak | Col | OF | OF | 862 | | | | M | Zac Veen | Col | | OF | 100 | m | | | B4 | Lenyn Sosa | CWS | | 2B, 3B, 1B | 555 | | | | S2 | Steven Wilson | CWS | | RP | 233 | | | | pr | Max Clark | Det | | OF | 100 | m | | | L6 | Riley Greene | Det | OF | OF | 1743 | | 2026 | | M | Jackson Jobe | Det | | RP, SP | 100 | IL | | | P3 | Casey Mize | Det | | SP | 528 | | 2026* | | L4 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | 1B | 1B | 1428 | | | | L5 | Gleyber Torres | Det | 2B | 2B | 2809 | | | | pr | Gavin Cross | KC | | OF | 100 | m | | | pr | Asa Lacy | KC | | RP | 100 | m | | | M | Tyler Bremner | LAA | | SP | 100 | m | | | R4 | Brock Burke | LAA | | RP | 270 | | | | M | Hyeseong Kim | LAD | | 2B, OF | 100 | | | | T | Michael Kopech | LAD | | RP | 1431 | | | | R6 | Anthony Bender | Mia | | RP | 269 | IL | | | pr | Victor Mesa Jr. | Mia | | OF | 100 | m | | | T | Max Meyer | Mia | | SP | 226 | IL | | | T | Sal Frelick | Mil | | OF | 947 | | | | B6 | Danny Jansen | Mil | | C | 551 | | | | B2 | Andrew Vaughn | Mil | | 1B | 2435 | | 2025 | | B1 | Royce Lewis | Min | | 3B | 640 | | | | T | Austin Martin | Min | | OF, 2B | 283 | | | | B5 | Brett Baty | NYM | | 3B, 2B | 322 | | | | P2 | Zack Wheeler | Phi | | SP | 5616 | IL | | | P4 | Mitch Keller | Pit | | SP | 2620 | | | | L9 | Andrew McCutchen | Pit | DH | DH, OF | 1379 | | | | P1 | Dylan Cease | SD | | SP | 4343 | | | | S3 | Emerson Hancock | Sea | | SP, RP | 262 | | | | pr | Gavin Kilen | SF | | SS | 100 | m | | | L3 | Nolan Arenado | StL | 3B | 3B | 3157 | | | | L8 | Willson Contreras | StL | C | C, 1B | 1039 | | | | P5 | Sonny Gray | StL | | SP | 3245 | | | | R5 | Shawn Armstrong | Tex | | RP | 491 | | | | M | Gavin Fien | Tex | | SS | 100 | m | | | M | Emiliano Teodo | Tex | | SP | 100 | m | | | IR | Eloy Jimenez | Tor | | DH | 851 | m | | | T | Tommy Nance | Tor | | RP | 103 | | | | T | Robert Hassell | Was | | OF | 100 | | | | M | Brady House | Was | | 3B, SS | 100 | | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): |
Prospects (max 5): |
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