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Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager Cornelius Crane Chase
Stadium Village of the Damned
Mascot Goldie Hawn
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché I'm Cornelius Crane Chase&you're not.
Cash Balance* 42116
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Team History

Franchise Record1233-1371 (.474)Division Champion: 2022, 2017 
Owner Record450-504 (.472) 7 yearsLargest Victory Margin: 22 games (2022)
Most Wins92 (2022) 
Most Losses113 (2018) Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2014

Team Roster - Post Season

 
Last Updated 10/26/2025 Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025

45-man Roster

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Lourdes GurrielAriOF 17711968--- 
Luis SeverinoAthSP 20372031--- 
Grayson RodriguezBalSPx373918--- 
Kade StrowdBalRP 251100--- 
Nathaniel LoweBos1B 25152399--- 
Marcelo MayerBos3B2B149100--- 
Cade HortonChCSP 940100--- 
Chase DollanderColSP 332100--- 
Curtis MeadCWS1B, 3B2B281131--- 
Riley GreeneDetOF 36521743--- 
Jackson JobeDetSP 200100--- 
Casey MizeDetSP 1749528---2026
Trey SweeneyDetSS 431131--- 
Jordan YostDetSSx100100--- 
Ian AndersonFARP 129187--- 
Luis ArraezFA1B2B30923261--- 
Eric HaaseFAC 148245--- 
Raisel IglesiasFARP 24103033--- 
Tyler KinleyFARP 984682--- 
Michael KopechFARP 5441431--- 
Matt ManningFASPx152256--- 
Jordan RomanoFARP 376761--- 
Justin VerlanderFASP 21281640--- 
Anthony BenderMiaRP 486269--- 
Max MeyerMiaSP 382226--- 
Connor NorbyMia3B 562230--- 
Kyle StowersMiaOF 1142213--- 
Jackson ChourioMilOF 20791506--- 
William ContrerasMilC 36504551--- 
Pablo LopezMinSP 16893226--- 
Austin MartinMinOF2B245283--- 
Francisco LindorNYMSS 58555884--- 
Juan SotoNYMOF 76687366--- 
Carlos RodonNYYSP 40902516--- 
Emerson HancockSeaSP 437262--- 
Nolan GormanStL2B, 3B1B930995--- 
Junior CamineroTB3B 3564195---2027
Robert GarciaTexRP 900595--- 
Jack LeiterTexSP 1665100--- 
Emiliano TeodoTexSPx100100--- 
Braydon FisherTorRP 473100--- 
Tommy NanceTorRP 276103--- 

Prospects Roster

These players don't count against your 28-player carryover limit

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Prospect - Steele HallCinSSx100100--- 
Prospect - Billy CarlsonCWSSSx100100--- 
Prospect - Braden MontgomeryCWSOFx100100--- 
Prospect - Victor Mesa Jr.MiaOF 100100--- 
Prospect - Jeferson QueroMilCx100100--- 
  
 
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Roster Limits and Salaries

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 18 Hitters over 250 (21) 14
Minimum Pitchers (14) 24 Pitchers over 250 (20) 20
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 34
    Players in minor league (10) 0

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

 42
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0 Prospects (max 5): 5
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